Michele Bachmann, my friends, is currently a leading political candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. Michele Bachmann, who owns a counseling firm which endorses “praying away the gay.” Michele Bachmann who has questioned evolution by offering, “Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being?” Michele Bachmann who believes in the sanctity of life so passionately that when a blastocyst is destroyed, it’s a crime, but when a mother and her child die due to a preventable complicated pregnancy, or a pregnancy is the result of rape or child abuse, this is God’s divine will. Upon google search, I discovered scores of websites devoted to her “bat shit crazy” quotes and garbled mangling of facts.
So, if the terms “bat shit” and “crazy” are apparently so routinely paired with Ms. Bachmann and her fringe political views, WTF is with this magazine cover?!?
Am I the only one who is scared shitless by this picture? She looks like a Scanner. I feel like my head is about to explode.
Seriously. Look at her face. Just look deeply into...her eyes…really stare into…stare…intuh…her eye-eye-eye-I hate big government Nazis Homosexuality is bondage God says run for president Nobel prize winning scientists believe in intelligent design Children raised in slavery better off than having single mother Orgy government has spent its wad Abortions performed in public schools Lion King is gay propaganda Carbon dioxide harmless Founding Fathers worked against slavery The EPA kills jobs The swine flu is Obama’s fault One term presi-i-ih uhhh…...
What the hell? Where am I? What just happened? Why am I wearing pearls and granny panties?! Why is there drool all over my chin?! Who just wrote all that?!