I buy into the notion that the "angel" Mary saw, that told her she was "with child", was actually an alien. That would explain why Jesus had "powers" and was able to resurrect. Lol. Makes more sense than their story.
I forget which Mexican comedian said it... Immaculate conception happens all the time in the barrio. when the parents ask how and who imprego'd the child they always say, "I dunno." Perhaps it's funnier when they say it. Awesome buddy.
can you just imagine in your minds ear THAT conversation:
ReplyDeleteMary: Honest Joe, no one, not ever, not even once HONEST, I am saving myself for YOU
Joe: OH, so a VIRGIN pregnancy right? What sort of a$$hat do you expect to beleive that line of BS??
I buy into the notion that the "angel" Mary saw, that told her she was "with child", was actually an alien. That would explain why Jesus had "powers" and was able to resurrect. Lol. Makes more sense than their story.
ReplyDeleteI forget which Mexican comedian said it... Immaculate conception happens all the time in the barrio. when the parents ask how and who imprego'd the child they always say, "I dunno." Perhaps it's funnier when they say it. Awesome buddy.
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Maury Povich: Joseph.... You are NOT the father!
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